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New Jersey- June 2011
2:29 PM | Posted by Greenewood Manor Activity Department
She's been sampling some of the great food:
Flat Granny was in outer space!
4:03 PM | Posted by Greenewood Manor Activity Department
The certificate reads:
This certifies that the face of Flat Granny has flown in space aboard the Space Shuttle Discovery on mission STS-133 from February 24 - March 9, 2011. The face was flown on Discovery's mission to the International Space Station at an altitude of 220 miles above the Earth. It flew at a speed of more than 17,400 miles per hour as itorbited our planet. On behalf of my crew and all of NASA, we thank you for sharing the excitement of our mission and welcome your interest in space exploration. We were glad to have you aboard.
She had a long visit...
1:41 PM | Posted by Greenewood Manor Activity Department
I’m sorry we have kept Flat Granny for SO long!! She has been through a lot with us! Very bad snow storms, staff having extended time off, and latest..the influenza virus!
We have appreciated her visit and wisdom. In my absences, my staff couldn’t have done it without her.
Mimi at Good Shepherd
Knife Throwing!
3:24 PM | Posted by Greenewood Manor Activity Department
So, as I was wandering around the civic center, wouldn't you know I ran into someone right here from Xenia! And to top it off, she works at the Today Center! (The Today Center is an adult day care facility adjacent to Granny's home facility, Greenewood Manor. ) You would not believe what she and her husband were doing - knife throwing! Yes, you heard me right! I was fascinated. Melodee and her husband Kirk, and his cousin Elk took turns throwing knives into log rounds on a target board. They were even teaching people how to throw. I wasn't too sure about that, but I watched a few people learn. Then I got to try it out! I showed them what a granny can really do! It was quite invigorating and loosened up these ol/ joints - ha ha!
We got to talking and would you believe that not only do they throw knives into target rounds, they also have a show where they throw knives at a target board...WITH A PERSON STANDING UP THERE!! Kirk said he is working with Melodee on throwing knives around him, and they both stressed the around part, as opposed to "at"; however, at this time the show consists of him throwing around her. I was flabbergasted! Melodee told me the secret behind her not being nervous is that she watches Kirk's eyes so she always knows where the knife is going. Let me tell you, I just had to try that out - new experience and all! I stood up there proud as punch and those knives were winging past me into the board - WOW, now that gets the heart pumping! I was so calm and did so well, they asked if I would like to train to be an alternate target girl. I thought about it for a minute, but regretfully turned them down. I told them I had too many people to see and places to go. Who knows, maybe when the traveling bug isn't itching me so much, I may take them up on their offer. Hmmm, wonder if Flat Gramps would be interested in starting up a show?
Granny goes to OUTER SPACE!
12:01 AM | Posted by Flat Granny
5:33 PM | Posted by Flat Granny
- Mary Rohberg
- Mid Nebraska Lutheran Home, Newman Grove, Nebraska
11:52 AM | Posted by Flat Granny
4:48 PM | Posted by Greenewood Manor Activity Department
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6:32 PM | Posted by Greenewood Manor Activity Department
JULY 27, 2010
7:45 PM | Posted by Flat Granny
Administrator
Putnam Acres Care Center
Ottawa, OH
At Home with Out of State Visitors
11:35 AM | Posted by Greenewood Manor Activity Department
Granny's not talking....
11:35 AM | Posted by Greenewood Manor Activity Department
Great Times in Kansas
3:22 PM | Posted by Greenewood Manor Activity Department
We received this letter from Granny today:
Resident Life Coordinator
Dooley Center, Atchison, KS
From the NCCAP Symposium to Kansas
1:30 PM | Posted by Greenewood Manor Activity Department
Greetings!
Submitted by: Laurie Kloepper, ADC/SSD
Resident Life Coordinator
Dooley Center, Atchison, KS
11:05 PM | Posted by Flat Granny
If you've stopped by from the Symposium, please leave a comment. Flat Granny loves to hear from the people she's met while traveling!
Had a Great Visit in Indiana
5:14 PM | Posted by Greenewood Manor Activity Department
Flat Granny is on her way to Ohio. She had a great time in southern Indiana.
She did enjoy helping Bill get the payroll in this morning:
She also helped Betty pick up some of our dirty laundry:
She enjoyed our morning exercise group and she and Jeanne L enjoyed a conversation before exercising together:
Granny really enjoyed getting down and dirty with our Campus in Color program. She helped as we planted flowers and vegetables with the residents. This is where she met a special gentleman Flat Gramps. Gramps is a retired farmer, having recently sold his strawberry farm and moved to Autumn Woods. Our local area used to be one of the largest strawberry growing areas in the United States. You may notice that Gramps has a sunburn-too much time in the strawberry patch without sunscreen. Granny and Gramps did enjoy our “Make your own Strawberry Shortcakes” social on Friday afternoon. The residents loved the fresh strawberries and the time with Granny and Gramps too.
Gramps and Granny spent some romantic moments in the moonlight. Granny asked Gramps to join her on her journey across the country. Unfortunately Gramps traveled more than he cared to while he was in the Army during WWII. He did try to talk Granny into staying with him in New Albany to make an honest man out of him. Granny reluctantly declined-saying she had prior commitments and didn’t want to let anyone down. She packed her bags and hit the road for Ohio today.
Hope you enjoy the photos. We had a great time with her visit.
Thanks,
Sandy Whelan
Autumn Woods Health Campus
Possible Romance? :)
12:12 PM | Posted by Flat Granny
"Flat Granny has arrived safe and sound. She spent lunch with the residents --and they thought she was great. They enjoyed hearing about her adventures on her journey. We are looking forward to involving her in some fun things while she is here, including helping as with our Campus in Color-which is our outdooor gardening projects. We also thought she might like to meet a Flat Gramps-romance could be in the picture.
Home School in Ohio
2:01 PM | Posted by Greenewood Manor Activity Department








